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What Should We Do?! Asap Please Help Us!?

Right me and my friend was out camping in the middle of the road by our local asda making chicken noodle soup when some idiot came inn a pink van and stopped outside and kicked us out and I said ‘Oh um sorry but we are trying to eat our chicken noodle soup’ He picked us up and put us down on the pavement and he run over our tent!!! My chicken noodle soap went everywhere! We cooked it in my mothers finest bowl! What should we do?!

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4 Responses to “What Should We Do?! Asap Please Help Us!?”

  1. Smiles^. says:

    Simple! Just crawl into a ball and cry. In an hour, you still won’t have your chicken noodle soup so just sit down and stare at the sky… Good luck…

  2. Keyleigh says:

    This is terrible trolling

  3. (^_−)−☆ Lolaa ☆−(^_−) says:

    Lol Stahp trolling kids. It’s not working 😉

  4. Unknown says:

    is this what you kids call comedy..?

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